Friday, November 13, 2015

A Very Harry X-Mas

Harry Potter Theme Party

Universal is hosting a special Hogwarts Christmas Dinner this year which (we obviously can't attend put) prompted DH to ask for a Harry Potter Party.

*I found a lot of my templates using google, but did not keep track of where and altered most of them. Suffice to say, any unlinked template was on the freewebs.


DH saw marauders map invitations and asked me to make them. I put platform tickets inside
I printed them on this paper and provided templates at the bottom. I put a platform 9 3/4 ticket inside before folding it in thirds and sealing with wax.
Tip: Dip the stamp in olive oil and blot on a paper towel. Let the glue sit for ~20 seconds before stamping. I found my best stamps were when i let the stamp sit til the glue hardened and then removed the metal from the rubbery seal Alternatively you can do the wax thing.

Harry Potter merchandise costs a pretty penny, so I've opted for the DIY on a lot of things. I've made chocolate frogs in the past, but for our party i found the fold your own box pictures. 
(I'm going to be attaching jpg files here and full disclosure- they were free on the interwebs and i don't remember where i got them from.)

This is a photo of my chocolate frogs from last year's halloween party. These are with homemade chocolate, but this year i'll just be melting down soy-free chips and maybe filling with peanutbutter





Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans are always a crowd pleaser, but I wanted the movie box for effect. You can buy them online for ~$10/box before shipping, but i just printed out a template and coated it in packing tape and bought the less cool boxes to fill it with for $5:
pay attention to where the bottom folds. i folded mine wrong the first time and had to refold it

I bought a 24ct of 5oz bottles and modpodged labels on for premade cocktails:
In this photo, the felix felicis and butterbeer are only half filled because i need to buy cream soda and won't be adding lemonade until closer to the party date. The ones that are liquor and soda are being made ahead of time, the one with juice needs to be fresher :)

Recipes are for 8 bottles (40oz total) since we did 3 different cocktails in our 24 bottle pack.

  • Butterbeer: 26oz Butterscotch schnapps, 7oz Rumchata (cinnamon almond cream liquer), 7oz Tuaca(vanilla liquer), 2 drops yellow food color *I originally posted this recipe with cream soda, but it made the rumchata curdle. I opted to just eliminate the cream soda because I'm very happy with the liquer recipe I have, but you can substitute something non-cream based if you'd like to use cream soda.
  • Polyjuice Potion: 20oz St. Germaine (elderflower liquer), 6oz Absolut Wild Tea, 6oz Orient Apple, 8oz Club Soda, 2 drops green food color 1 drop brown food color
  • Felix Felicis: We did a lynchberg lemonade: 16oz Honey Whiskey, 8oz Triple Sec, 16oz lemonade. 1/8 tsp gold disco dust (disco dust is food grade glitter made for cupcakes and makes a very beautiful glittering snowglobe effect in drinks)
Pumpkin Juice: apple juice, pumpkin pie puree, and apricot juice. We just bought the orange naked juice and added pumpkin

We had Wizarding World themed snacks and decorations:

Pumpkin Pasties, Chocolate Frogs, Golden Ferrero Rocher Snitches, Sorting Hat Caramels, Licorice Wands, Cauldron Cake Brownies, Ron Weasley's Reubens, and we also served chicken wings (I originally was going to do all drumsticks so it had the turkey leg motif, but then I decided boneless wings were both yummy and easy and I put them in a big copper chafing dish). We did "exploding chocolate" with Chuao's mini firecracker chocolates (they have cayenne and poprocks.) You can see the drink table in the background with the pumpkin beverage dispenser (of pumpkin juice) and the assorted "potion" bottles

I actually leave the floating candles up year round. I watched the tutorial on Epbot and added extra "wax" drippies, but found it easier to just tie fishing line around the base of the flame and back up to the tip of the flame(so it hangs straight) than to drill or poke holes. Ours flicker and look very realistic. Super pleased with them. We replaced the curtain in the doorway with a "brick" curtain for entering platform 9 3/4

Our mini tree, topped with its very own Hedwig topper

Ornaments were mostly cheap ebay finds: time turners, wand charms, deathly hallows charms, golden snitches, tiny potion bottles, etc.



Look for updates! we'll be having a HP mini tree, floating candles, ferrero rocher snitches, sorting hat caramels, exploding chocolate, treacle fudge and more!

Meatloaf Cupcakes

I've been on hiatus for awhile because...I HAD A BABY!!! And for approximately 10 months I have not felt like cooking much of anything, let alone anything new. I've made some soups, but nothing exciting. Yesterday I made meatloaf cupcakes! Super cute and delicious.



1.5 lbs ground meat (i use turkey)
1 egg
3/4 c diced onion, cooked til translucent
1 c bread crumbs (i just stick the end piece of bread in a blender)
1 1/2 Tbs worchestershire sauce
1 Tbs Dijon or whole grain mustard
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp cayenne powder
Salt and Pepper

Mash it all together and spoon it into a muffin tin. Mine made 8 cupcakes. Bake at 350*F for 25 minutes.

When you put the meatloaf in the oven, start your potatoes.
(I used about 4-5 potatoes, enough to cover the bottom of a medium pot, covered with ~1 inch of water and boiled for 20 minutes. Drain the potatoes, add 2 Tbs of butter and ~1/4 c of milk and blend with a hand mixer til smooth. You're going to put it through a piping bag, so you want it smooth)

Pull the meatloaf out of the oven, pipe mashed potato "icing" on top and return to the oven for ~10 minutes. Serve. (We had 2 per person)

Our side dish was pan roasted turnips and carrots, buttered and glazed with honey

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Allergies

Today, I am not going to talk about food; I'm going to talk about my new epipen.

~8 years ago, I got stung in the eyelid by a hornet. I immediately got hives all over my body, and both of my eyes swelled shut for a week, at the end of which both of my cheeks ballooned out from the swell line down. Hornet stings are one of those things that build up in your system for a lifetime usually resulting in a stronger reaction each time, so we don't really know what will happen if/when i get stung again, but that's not where my story ends. A few weeks after my sting, i damaged the cartilage in my hand and was on a wave of painkillers for months of rehabilitation, during which we discovered my food allergy to soy. Over the course of the last 8 years i've had a range of crazy rashes, reactions, and side effects (i spent 4 months allergic to being cold. google it. utterly ridiculous and so uncomfortable) that bring my current total allergies to 3 medications, 1 food, and hornets (not bees).

It took being pregnant to be prescribed an epipen. Every doctor i asked about it for 8 years told me i should have one, and none would write the script- but my obgyn wasn't going to leave me pregnant in summer and unprotected. I already knew how they worked, learned the storage (room temperature, no extremes) and the shelf life (~1 year), and that you only use it if your airway is affected- not before. I even had a little help from the pharmacist who told me to go on epipen.com for a prescription card that would make my co-pay $0 (i did this at the pharmacy on my smartphone. It would have been ~$80 with a regular insurance script card).
This is a stock photo of epi-pens out of the tubes they come in.

A big part of epipens that doctors warn about (and why they told me they don't like to give them to college kids- beside the pricetag) is that you have to have it with you when you need it, and you can't leave it in a hot car. I was most concerned for at home, because we have gardens and a lot of fruit trees and bushes, and our neighbor has an orchard. I would absolutely take it hiking, but it's important to remember it anywhere you might be exposed- like picnics, etc. They make different carrying cases for it, from belts and fanny packs, to pencil cases, and strap-on sleeves for runners, some insulated to protect it from extreme temperatures and some not.

This is how they come from the pharmacist, as a pack of 2, in protective tubes, with a plastic connector and a practice pen

 I don't carry a purse and couldn't see myself as a fanny pack person, so i decided to share my solution. It comes in a tough tube when you buy it. I decorated the tube (both so it's not all medical looking and because it doesn't hurt to block sunlight) with patterned duct tape I had laying around. They sell it in all different patterns pretty much everywhere. 2 pieces meet up exactly on each side and you just so some folding at the bottom to make it look nice. I used 2 of my tiny black rubber hairbands to make a tight but sturdy holder and added a caribiner. I can hook it on to jeans, hook it onto my clutch, trade the caribiner for a lanyard, or get my husband to slide it into his much larger pockets, but i am more likely to bring it along (and not leave it in the car) if it's as small as possible.

It's still pretty big, but this is as small as it gets. I hang it by the door next to my keys, and if a little duct tape means i'll have it with me when i need, then i am all about the upgrade

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Homemade Marshmallows

I recently realized that I've never blogged the recipe for homemade marshmallows. The texture is ever so slightly different and i still prefer real marshmallows in a s'mores, but these are fluffy/spongey, sweet, AND good for you and make an excellent sweet snack. The best part is that you can flavor them however you want.

These are NOT vegan, but here a link to Vegan Marshmallow Fluff which a friend made and passed the kid test.

I use this recipe for Gelatin Marshmallows, and i made and ate them frequently when i was repairing my gut. (For those that don't read all the little bits of my blog, i developed a food allergy to soy at age 21 and spent ~7 years adapting to a soyfree lifestyle with hives, rashes, swelling, and gastric distress anytime i strayed. January 2014, I embarked on a healthy gut diet which operates on the theory that most food allergies are caused by a damaged digestive system. While i still avoid soy in my life, i have not had a visible reaction in a year and a half, and i am so happy about that)

1 c water
3Tbs Gelatin
2-3 Tbs Raw Honey (or maple syrup)


  • Pour half a cup of water into a mixer bowl and sprinkle gelatin on top. Pour vanilla (or any flavoring you like) on top if desired. Let it sit.
  • Meanwhile, bring the other half cup of water to a boil and stir in your honey to melt. I use an electric tea kettle (because i have one) and mix it in a measuring cup. I also had cocoa powder at this stage if i'm using it.
  • Pour hot water over cold water and turn on mixer with the beater attachment
  • Turn on your mixer and start at a low speed, upping the speed as the mixture begins frothing. It takes about 10-15 minutes to get a big voluminous mass in your mixer bowl. i usually put it at medium speed and walk away for 10 minutes, then up the speed for another 5 minutes.
  • Pour into a mold (either an 8x8 or a bread loaf) and chill for several hours.
  • Store in the refrigerator.
*Tip: You really want to beat the sh*t out of these. Think meringue. It should be super super fluffy. I usually stop beating when i can hear the air being folded in. I have not tried letting the gelatin mixture cool a bit before beating, but if i only had a hand mixer, i probably would since you're beating it as the gelatin sets.

*Tip #2: I don't stir my gelatin powder in when i put it in the cold water, because it has a tendency to stick to the bottom. Even so, i will often mix it up with the beater, stop and stir the bottom with a spoon just to make sure there isn't gelatin stuck to the bottom of the mixer. You want all the gelatin to mix in appropriately.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Why We Don't Use A Microwave

The short answer is that I like my counter space. And my cabinet space. Just think about how much space your microwave takes up, seriously.

The long answer is that at one point there was a science experiment going around where people watered plants with water that had been microwaved and cooled, water that had been boiled on a stove and cooled, and distilled water from a jug. The experiment implied that the plants given microwaved water floundered. It really weirded my husband out and he wanted to get rid of the microwave. We barely used a microwave in the first place so I agreed. (We put it in our finished basement- it still exists, it's just out of the way). The experiment has since been debunked (that's why experiments get repeated a lot before we acknowledge their findings), but you know what? I don't miss my microwave. We've used an electric teakettle for boiling water since I was in college, and since we don't eat soy, there isn't terribly much I want to microwave anyway.

-Making popcorn on the stove actually doesn't take much longer than making it in a microwave. I use a large pot, but DH prefers a really large skillet). Microwave popcorn takes 3-5 minutes. Skillet popcorn takes ~7minutes (AND you get to watch it pop through the glass skillet lid). The horror!

-Melting butter or scalding milk takes about twice as long on a stove than in a microwave. I've never been in such a rush that I can't wait 1-2 minutes for melted butter. We also have an espresso machine my husband uses everyday (which is about 6" x 10" and fits on a corner baker's rack) with a steamer attachment, should I feel so inclined.

I use the microwave maybe twice a year. If I'm feeling really lazy and don't want to put cream on the stove when making ganache, and when I make fastnachts (I microwave the raw potato). That's it. Twice a year. I wouldn't trade that 2 feet of counter space in a million years.

Almond Flour Waffles

I spent a significant amount of time on the GAPS/Paleo diet for my allergies, and I know how hard it can be to find carb substitutes that taste like the real thing. While we eat flour in moderation these days, almond flour waffles are absolutely delicious for those that DON'T eat flour. Because I have these recipes at my disposal, it's always good to share them.

These cook beautifully, and taste like the real deal.

I adapted this recipe from Taylor Made It Paleo and am cross-posting from my GAPS blog, Modern Mischief Managed


3/4 cup canned coconut milk
3 Tbs Honey

3 egg yolks (*keep the whites)
1/4 cup almond milk
1/4 cup nut butter- I used hemp butter. Soak your nuts/seeds with boiling water for approx. 30 minutes before blending.
1 tsp vanilla

1 1/2 cups almond flour
1/2 tsp baking soda
cinnamon, to taste


3 eggs whites- beaten til stiff



-I always begin by melting my coconut solids in a saucepan. Since I use a lot of raw honey, I add that to the pan too. Heat until melted but do not boil.
-Mix ALL wet ingredients except whites in a mixer (egg yolks, coconut milk, almond milk, vanilla, honey, and nut butter).
-With the mixer on, blend in almond flour, baking powder, and cinnamon.
-Fold in the beaten egg whites. Most recipes tell you not to overmix your egg whites. I say "to hell with that!" Whisk in your egg whites until the mixture is fully incorporated. If you don't, you're going to have random sections of cooked egg white in your waffles. They will still come out fluffy, I promise.
-Spray down your waffle iron, I use a misto spray bottle filled with olive oil. Cook waffles following waffle iron instructions (Mine has a light that indicates when they are done). These waffles tend to stick so I like to use a chopstick to help remove waffles from the iron.

Drizzle with topping of your choice: Butter/Ghee, Maple Syrup (not GAPS), Honey melted with cinnamon, reduced fruit juice, fresh fruit or fruit puree.
* These waffles aren't super sweet so I recommend toppings.




Monday, March 23, 2015

Organic v. Conventional

I wanted to take a moment to address the organic v conventional debate. There's a heavy belief that organic means better, and while we do eat a lot of organic, we also evaluate conscientious farming.

Myth #1: Organic means pesticide-free
Most organic farms DO use pesticides, they just use naturally occurring, unprocessed chemicals such as copper and sulfur. Because these pesticides are less effective than synthetic pesticides, organic farmers apply them in much heavier doses- more than twice as much as conventional farmers. These pesticides, though naturally occurring, are still pesticides (and fungicides) and still have an effect on both the environment and our bodies.

Additionally, a lot of effort has been put into "soft" synthetic chemicals- meaning that these chemicals are designed to break down in sunlight and water and have very little to no lasting impact on the food or the soil. Organic chemicals are not designed to break down, and over time can have a significant impact on soil and rivers.
https://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lhom/organictext.html
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/science-sushi/2011/07/18/mythbusting-101-organic-farming-conventional-agriculture/

Myth #2: Organic means cruelty free
Organic does NOT mean cruelty free. On egg farms, baby boy chicks are still euthanized (usually by tossing them in a grinder) on both conventional AND organic farms. To my knowledge, there isn't a hatchery in existence that doesn't use this "culling" practice. The eggs we buy are cage free and organic, and the egg farm purchases their chickens rather than hatching them themselves, but their suppliers use the same methods as everyone else.

Additionally, because organic status means no antibiotics, treatment of sick animals is weighed against their viability as an organic producer. One treatment of antibiotics while they are sick negates their potential as an organic animal forever, and sometimes animals that could have been cured quickly are instead allowed to suffer and die.
http://inthesetimes.com/article/6330/the_cruel_irony_of_organic_standards

Myth #3: All conventional plants are GMO
All conventional plants aren't gmo. In fact, heirloom variety plants are prized because the seeds were kept from ideal plants and passed down for generations and hybrid plants are a result of cross-pollination, something that can occur in nature but is also very easy to do in a greenhouse.While big factory plants used in commercial food and livestock feed  (like corn and soy) are almost ALL GMO, most garden variety vegetables are NOT genetically modified.
http://bonnieplants.com/library/what-is-an-heirloom-what-is-a-hybrid/

Myth #4: GMO is always bad
Sometimes, genetic modification is for the best- cotton has been genetically engineered to taste bad to its most frequent pests. As a result, fewer pesticides are needed are needed on this American favorite that millions wear against their skin.


How do we shop?
We buy a lot of organic, in large part because the organic aisle is a frontrunner in the soy-free movement (almost all soy is GMO and organic doesn't include GMO) and as I've mentioned before, I've been adapting to a soy allergy for over 7 years.

We care that our food wasn't tortured before it came to our plate, so we buy cage-free/free-range/grass-fed/cruelty-free whenever we can. Did you know that organic milk/cream has a longer shelf life than conventional dairy? It's a pretty awesome bonus. Additionally, the science behind feeding animals what they were meant to eat (ie: grass) vs. the grain heavy diet of corn and soy and antibiotic that we've taken in modern times is pretty convincing for the organic movement. From the rate of growth (animals reach maturity much much faster now) to the levels of bacteria (if you switch a cow back to a grass diet for 8 days, e-coli almost completely diminishes from its digestive system), commercial farms may fill a much needed gap in providing food for the masses, but the quality (and digestibility!) is definitely diminished.

We also believe in local and sustainable, and the CSA we participate in is largely non-GMO and chemical free, but makes conscientious decisions about when to use organic practices and when to use conventional ones, and we are very comfortable with that. A great example is that our farm uses a fertilizer once a year as opposed to manure. Manure is a natural and effective fertilizer, but is also how we keep ending up with e-coli outbreaks in ground crops (like spinach and Brussels sprouts).

Mostly, we read labels on anything that does come pre-packaged and so we eliminate unnecessary sugars, preservatives, and additives from our foods.

Some foods are naturally more pest resistant than others- those with a thick skin or those that grow in colder weather for the most part- The EWG tests produce each year and rates the levels of pesticide residue, giving us a list of the "dirty dozen" (where it may be better to buy organic) and the "clean fifteen" (which are usually chemical free or low chemical regardless of organic or conventional status). We have grown everything on the dirty dozen list in our backyard, and some of the clean fifteen too! A big reason apples are on the dirty dozen list is the commercial coating added for store sale. Local farmers markets often don't have this coating, selling apples just as they are.



There's a growing movement for the "Certified Naturally Grown" label. In general, this label is easier to obtain than an organic label with similar if not better standards. It's an attainable label for small farms who can't afford to become certified organic, or one that can be used on farms like our CSA where most of their crops are chemical free, but the entire farm isn't. 
http://althealthworks.com/1163/what-does-the-term-certified-naturally-grown-mean-and-is-it-organic/